Rules for the road:

1. Don't ask a sleep deprived moody 5 year old to switch seats with her brother halfway through a 5 hour drive home, especially when said 5 year old just finished her 45 minute crying fit over having to leave beloved family back in Boise.

2. Absolutely, positively, do not put a cardboard box full of junk food within fingertip reach of one sleepy driver and said sleepy driver's spouse. (Who needs to be awake in order to keep him awake)

3. Don't give a one year old a red vine licorice, forget that you gave her a red vine licorice, and find this when you awake half an hour later.